THINGS THAT ANNOY
cupboard doors that open into your
blind spot
wires that tangle
cell phone calls that interrupt
the tone of some peoples voices
Stephen Harper
and religious wing nits
the Liberal party
the stench of the lies that emanate
from the Excited States
Philips screw heads
anything that gives me gas
being unable to stifle a fart in
polite company
a bladder that must be serviced when
you
are miles from a public loo
and as that great wit
Oscar Wilde said, all things
considered,
“Hell is other people.”
JWL
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