Tuesday, 5 April 2016

MOOCHERS


MOOCHERS






this is the tale of MINNY the MOOCHER, she was a real mean hooch y coocher



JOURNAL ENTRY, 05/04/2915, 05:30 hrs., PDT, Tuesday, my place, 10°C drizzle, MOOD 40/60



Nothing but REM sleep last night, dreaming about wars I never fought in and places I'd never been then the regular 5 o'clock siren made sure I wasn't going to get back to sleep so it left me with no alternative except to piss and moan in this edition of the blog.



Talked on the phone to to son Ian at about the 7th Inning of last nights Blue Jays game, he interrupted the call to pick up dog poop and then called back while I put my TV on mute.



Told him I was getting all stressed out about the birthday party that Heather wants me to plan as to where and when and how many people to invite.



Big mistake yesterday went to bank for some WAM and then had an egg McMuffin at Mickey “D”s and had an upset stomach for the rest of the day all burps and farts.



On my way to the bank at Keefer and Main just about got run over by a dip shit pushing a wheel chair banging into my ankles on their way to pick up their methadone and cursing at me for daring to get in their way.



Yesterday's e mails was full of people of all stripes mooching or trying to corrupt my computer. Between that and constant pictures of fleeing refugees on the news channels on TV and starving or drowning children its enough to have you dig a hole jump in and pull the dirt in after you.
JWL

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